A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

About Horatio:

I have recently updated my BLOG and returned to The Board after an unannounced hiatus. So... go visit.

If I wandered into a big room filled with questions requiring a random dose of my opinion... well... that would be something like nirvana... not the band... the state of indigestion.

I am Horatio. And, I share my name with a carnivorous fish. At times, I claim to be perfect... but I also claim to be humble... at least more humble than most.

All I ask is that you laugh at yourself as much as I do.

You can contact me directly... and I will be glad to serve you. If you wish to join the Horatio-tastic Fan Club, you're gonna have to send me an e-mail and tell me why. Applications are currently being accepted.

That is all.

Or is it...?

Guess What! I got quoted on the title bar! Have a look at Monday, November 14, 2005:

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