A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

About A Caustic Wisecrack:

Sometimes you need a slightly offensive one-liner to put you in your place. That's what I'm here for.

Recent answered questions:

So this may sound really strange, so bear with me... My biggest goal in life is ... — 5 votes
My celebrity crush is Nate Silver. (I feel like a hipster for decrying, "I totally was ... — 5 votes
Dear 0x64 Hour Board, W i k i p e d i a [ url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hacking"].[/url] Opinions? ... — 3 votes
Are there any questions where all writers currently on the board have provided a response? -Cyan ... — 7 votes
How effective is getting signatures for a petition in getting something done? -"Only have to sign ... — 0 votes
Why can writers give rude answers that "attack or insult" the asker but askers can't ask ... — 5 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board writers, There are two kinds of people in this world. Those who ... — 0 votes
My best friend and his girlfriend have the same name spelled the same way: Tracy. The ... — 0 votes
What is a good apartment for 6 girls to live in that is relatively nice and ... — 1 votes
My question refers to the statement offered by a spokesperson for the church, found here. Why ... — 2 votes
Dear Board-100, What would you do if aliens started their invasion of Earth in your bathroom? ... — 16 votes
How can I stop being so fickle in relationships? Example: on a date with a perfectly ... — 0 votes
If we truly believe in an afterlife that is better than mortal life as we know ... — 5 votes
Dear 100 hour board, Am I the only one that finds Gimgimno's refreshing pessimism slightly.....well, sexy? ... — 0 votes
I haven't seen Friend in over a year because he went on two study abroads in ... — 7 votes
People stare at me. I don't know why. I'm pretty average. How can I make them ... — 6 votes
Dearest 100 Hour Board, Best...? -Aus — 6 votes
I am not currently a BYU student, and likely never will be. Therefore, I most likely ... — 2 votes
I have a friend, who I will call Hatman. Hatman finds collecting empty Hawaiian Punch cans ... — 4 votes
Dearest 100 Hour Board, I want to go on a date with a girl, and I ... — 4 votes