A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

About the snake whisperer:

The snake whisperer sees snakes everywhere and answers to many names, including Lord Snakington, The Earl of Snakesburg, Snake Snakington III, Baron Von Slitherworth, and Sir Hiss-a-plenty.

Recent answered questions:

Dear the snake whisperer, What board or card games do you own besides Mouse Trap (I'm ... — 4 votes
We had the missionaries over for dinner one night and for dessert my mom offered them ... — 10 votes
How do I find out the relationship status of my classmate? His social life doesn't come ... — 16 votes
I seem to be in an interesting predicament. I have noticed, in the past, that I ... — 8 votes
Once upon a time, the Board (and the writers thereof) had many ties to Miller Apartments. ... — 1 votes
I met a guy at a ward activity and we immediately hit it off. He is ... — 16 votes
How do you brush your teeth? -The Muffin — 2 votes
If you could live in a "Disney" setting, (ex: Andalasia from Enchanted, Beast's castle, etc) where ... — 15 votes
As I was eating dinner at a restaurant with a buffet/enormous salad bar, I was thinking ... — 3 votes
I've begun taking nutrition and food science classes, but from the government/agribusiness, internet, word of wisdom, ... — 5 votes
How do I turn my life around? I have a hard time turning to my Heavenly ... — 7 votes
Dear About A Week- So I know that often times, there are people who try and ... — 19 votes
We're having a hard time with our apartment. We signed a lease until July, but my ... — 0 votes
Dear the snake whisperer and the 100 Hour Board, In your answer to Board Question #66676 ... — 20 votes
Dear Master Board, Let's say that you really really enjoy sledding but alas, you don't have ... — 3 votes
I'm a returned missionary (just got back a couple months ago) and I'm getting into the ... — 17 votes
I'm a girl, in a relationship, and consumed with jealousy over silly things like Facebook posts ... — 2 votes
Is it against any BYU rule to carry a picket knife around on campus? I'm not ... — 12 votes
Why don't vampires just suck their own blood? -DragonSlayer123 — 6 votes
Do women look older because they have a short haircut? Or do women get a short ... — 1 votes