Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

About Captain Obvious:

Special agent from the Department of Redundancy Department.

Recent answered questions:

Dear 100 Hour Board alumni, Roll call? -Lady Hermione — 14 votes
Dear fellow writers of things, What is a lesser-known answer you wrote that perhaps never received ... — 3 votes
I like trains? -asdf — 2 votes
What's the best answer you've ever written for the Board? Also, what's the answer you wrote ... — 2 votes
How far is it humanly possible to walk in a straight line, assuming you couldn't bring ... — 7 votes
If you were to write a dystopian novel that would highlight/exaggerate a couple of flaws in ... — 7 votes
Do you have to watch what you eat? What proportion of the population has to watch ... — 13 votes
Who is your favorite super hero? -The Exquisite — 10 votes
As many do, I spend a lot of time reading stuff on the Internet. As great ... — 4 votes
I'm looking for a laugh. Who are your favorite secondary nyms? -The Inquisitor — 7 votes
Dear current writers and Alumni, Which of you know me in the real world? -76096, 60332 ... — 5 votes
Who was the baddest human being in the Book of Mormon? -Gadianton — 17 votes
Where have all the attractive guys on campus gone? -I need a hero — 11 votes
How do you solve a problem you don't know how to solve? -All The Answers — 16 votes
What is the name of that website that Googles things for you when people ask easy ... — 10 votes
How are people living in or around Provo going to distinguish the "Provo temple" (the one ... — 7 votes
Dear 100 Hour Bored, C'mon! Where have all the witty, sarcastic, ironic writers gone? -Unsugared — 6 votes
What is something you secretly love but would never admit it to anyone? -Taylor Swift fan — 4 votes
I have been a physics major here for a couple years now. As such, I spend ... — 8 votes
What is the weirdest thing you've seen on campus recently? What is the most awesome thing ... — 5 votes