A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

About The Cheat:

Yeah, I'm The Cheat. What are you gonna do about it? ...That's what I thought. Now let me finish. I help Strong Bad cheat at stuff. Hence, the name. Duh. I also DJ down at Bubs' on Friday nights. I'll put you on the guest list if you give me twenty bucks. I make cartoon animations with my computer. Don't ask me to make a video for your band. You guys suck. My main man Strong Mad protects me from larger predators, like being sat on by Strong Sad or Pom Pom. I've got a gold tooth. Wanna see it? Tough. ...Okay, fine. Now turn that camera off before I throw this bust of Van Buren at it.

Recent answered questions:

I'm looking for a laugh. Who are your favorite secondary nyms? -The Inquisitor — 3 votes
Dear 100 Hour Board Reunion Tour, What is the current theme song to your life? -Fhqwhgads — 3 votes
Can we get an alumni version of Board Question 69694? Basically, write an answer as another ... — 5 votes