A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

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Recent answered questions:

Dear Favorite 100 Hour Board Alumni Writer, Why are you my favorite? -Two Thumbs Up — 3 votes
What is a personality trait of another writer or alum that you wish you had? -My ... — 7 votes
Where is the poison? -The Battle of Wits — 3 votes
What drives you crazy as a writer for the Board? -My name isn't here. — 1 votes
Dear Concorde, They probably said you resemble a polar bear because you're COOL. Har, har. Dear ... — 5 votes
Dear 100 Hour Bard, Meta Knight, and Terrible Scientist, What is truth and what do you ... — 2 votes
In the grand tradition of Board Question #69694 , would you please answer this question, impersonating ... — 14 votes
Dear mighty question answer-ers, Is nothing really nothing? Or is it something? OR is it everywhere? ... — 4 votes
In your opinion, what is the most beautiful word in the English language and why? -Not ... — 5 votes
I know Board writers often ask questions to the Board, but do you guys answer your ... — 1 votes
What makes a strong female character? -The Inquisitor — 7 votes
All the good and bad things about Christmas come from the traditions we all have. Most ... — 5 votes
Dear Meta Knight, How meta awesome is it to wear a paper bag over a silver ... — 3 votes
Could you please explain the term "meta" in a way I can actually understand? -The Exquisite — 10 votes
Dear Meta Knight, Have you seen this xkcd? -Zedability — 9 votes
80,000! Time to celebrate. What is your favorite question ever asked of the Board? -M.O.D.A.Q. — 5 votes