Do the chickens have large talons? -Napoleon Dynamite

About Alta:

I have an inordinate love of indie music, travelling, and dumb jokes. Every once in a while I think about changing this blurb, but then I realize that a truer description of myself has never been written. Email me at alta(at)

Recent answered questions:

I was thinking the other day, and every name abbreviation I can think of has the ... — 6 votes
I grew up in the church. My dad was a member but my mom wasnt. After ... — 3 votes
Tis the season! What are you thankful for? Also, light or dark meat? - 9S — 4 votes
Why would someone rip open a bag of chips or cereal down the side or middle, ... — 4 votes
I was thinking of making a king cake, or something similar, perhaps not with the baby ... — 3 votes
What music genre best matches each season of the year, or vice versa? I was looking ... — 4 votes
You might call me a collector of unusual music, and lately I have been expanding into ... — 3 votes
Hey Alta, It's time. I get extra free pizza points for extra MOD visits this week. ... — 11 votes
My family has a cute little dog that they've had for over eight years now, and ... — 4 votes
Do you carry cash anymore? When is the last time you paid cash for something? What ... — 5 votes
Google Docs, or Office 365? -Inquiring Mindless — 3 votes
What are your favorite weird animal facts? Any animal, any fact, maximum weirdness possible! Mine is ... — 5 votes
Dear Tipperary and the rest of the 100 Hour Board, How are you feeling? #folklore -Guesthouse — 5 votes
If duels hadn't fallen out of favor as a way of resolving disputes, what do you ... — 3 votes
Dear Guinea Pigs, So. Mod Pizza. Has an online ordering menu. And for cheeses and sauces. ... — 11 votes
What is your favorite thing about yourself? -Rainbow connection, who thinks you are all awesome — 6 votes
I've been eating a lot of pasta dishes lately and have gotten tired of the regular ... — 4 votes
I'm a female looking for some hair care tips. I have long wavy hair. I did ... — 2 votes
I'm sorry to ask this heavy question, but could you direct me to at least a ... — 8 votes
What kind of shoes/belt would go well with a grey suit? I'm getting married and I've ... — 8 votes