Do the chickens have large talons? -Napoleon Dynamite

About 9S:

Aspiring techie. Most at home when surrounded by computer monitors. Also a chronic writer, reader, gamer, and perambulator. If you like something I've written, or you thought it was funny, or perhaps you're righteously incensed at my tomfoolery and looking to make sure I know it, you can now find me at

Recent answered questions:

When you shower, do you face toward or away from the water? -Duckie — 3 votes
Ya know that one meme where God makes someone with different cups and says oops at ... — 10 votes
Which fictional Couple do you think would be most likely to break up after their story ... — 4 votes
Why is the LDS church so slow with women? For example, new changes about calling temple ... — 10 votes
Can you picture something in your mind? Like, someone says to close your eyes and picture ... — 3 votes
If you feel comfortable sharing, do any of you have experiences that strengthened your testimony/spirituality in ... — 8 votes
So, since COVID is slowly becoming a non issue and my dating prospects are next to ... — 7 votes
The Netflix show Murder Among the Mormons has got me thinking about LDS history and lore. ... — 6 votes
How often do Board Members check their board-affiliated email addresses? Specifically, I mean Guesthouse. -Awaiting a ... — 3 votes
What happened to all the site traffic? There used to be tons of questions per day ... — 12 votes
Since the House of Representatives approved the Equality Act, the issue of biological males competing in ... — 8 votes
I don’t mind people telling me what to do. I work so hard to follow God’s ... — 3 votes
How is the Board doing? I noticed you guy haven't posted a lot lately -long-time fan — 12 votes
It's been a year since I've asked this question ( Board Question #92816 )... Need to ... — 6 votes
Dear 9S, Your recent spotify question shows that you listen to lots of video game music ... — 3 votes
I've frequently been told that Joseph Smith only had a third-grade education and that Emma claimed ... — 10 votes
Do any of you deal with health anxiety? How do you stop worrying that you are ... — 2 votes
How do you let go of anger from the past (both situational and towards people who ... — 1 votes
I was thinking the other day, and every name abbreviation I can think of has the ... — 3 votes
What is the skinny on the Daily Universe scandal that happened back when McKay Coppins and ... — 3 votes