Do the chickens have large talons? -Napoleon Dynamite

Dear 100 Hour Board,

I am looking for a good book that delineates the Israeli side of the conflict. I am decidedly pro-Palestinian but am open-minded and would like to read a book from the "other side." Any suggestions?

- Mu'ayyid al-Filistinyiin al-MaTHloomiiin

A: Dear Palestinian,

Since we have sat upon this question for a long time, I am going to just say... laysa ma'aruf li'na!!