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Question #14854 posted on 05/02/2005 3:01 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,
What is your favorite answering machine message you have recorded on your own answering machine for people who are calling you to hear?

- Liacia

A: Dear Liacia,

My roommate once recorded, in a fairy nice voice the following: "Hello, my name is (insert name of our other roommate here), and I'm a homosexual." Man, did we get some strange messages on our answering machine before we figured out what he did.

-cubic nerd
A: Dear Liacia,

Melyngoch's answering machine used to be: [in Melyngoch's voice] "Hello?" [long pause] "Just kidding, this is our answering machine" etc.

It got me every time.

- Katya