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Question #1735 posted on 11/28/2003 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Why was I not accepted to BYU.

- Jesus

A: Dear Jesus,

It's gotta be the facial hair.

- Irreverent
A: Dear J,

Plus the do- WAY over the ears. And I'm pretty sure that wearing a robe does not constitute a "clean and well-cared-for appearance-" it just makes you look like a hippie.

::: Latro :::