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Dear 100 Hour Board,

Is the world any safer now that we have Saddam and Quadafi has agreed to inspections and has renounced terror? Or is Howie Dean correct?

- Noj

A: Dear Noj,

Most terrorism experts would agree that the two of them account for more that 2 million lives lost. This covers everything from terrorist attacks, wars, torture chambers, and ethnic type cleansing. Both support palestinian terrorism, have links to anti-american groups, hate Israel, like france, and blamed Israel for the 9-11 attacks. Dean is right, the world would be better off if they were still in power.

Dean emulates the democratic party symbol very well (donkey or jackass). He thinks that peace in our time means giving any dictator the power to do what he wants to do. See comment above.

A: Dear Noj,
It'll mean peace for the U.S. for a while, but now the rest of the world's countries will see terrible attacks on their soil. Spain and Russia particularly should watch out.