Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. -John Barrymore
Question #2526 posted on 01/20/2004 12:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Any thoughts on insomnia alleviation? And if not, how would you spend those extra, exhausted, useless, sleepless hours?

Would-Be Purple

A: Dear purpley,
Read your scriptures.
A: Dear Wannabe,

There was no sleeping happening in my house last night. It was a case of mutual insomnia. We read a ton of Harry Potter, then we read some scriptures, then we played Monkey Island 3 until we were tired. Reading more scriptures would probably have been the best thing to do, but oh well. El Pollo Diablo was calling.

A: Dear Purple,
It's 3:50 a.m. right now, and here I am. Send me some late night questions. If I have to watch another infomercial about steam cleaners I'm going to kill myself.