Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. -John Barrymore
Question #3011 posted on 02/09/2004 12:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Is it possible fewer Latter Day Saints would get divorced if we stopped pressuring each other to get married?

- Wishing everyone would mind their own business instead of telling this 22 year old to marry anything female that moves

A: Dear my-sentiments-exactly:

If we quit pressuring each other, nobody would get married. Ergo, the divorce rate would drop. One problem solved, another created.

-- The Keeper of Divided Manatees
A: wishing,

waaaahhh waaaahhhh waaaaahhhhh. talk to me when you're almost 26 and have seen a bunch of failed "romances" after your mission or whatever. cry me a river.