Do the chickens have large talons? -Napoleon Dynamite

Dear 100 Hour Board,

•A new aquaintance of mine said that the church pays the mafia in sicily to protect the missionaries. Is this fact of fiction?


A: Dear NKOTB,

Yes, the church is all about getting involved in a secret combination with organized crime units who support things like drug trafficking, kidnappings and assasinations. Haven't you ever read the Book of Mormon??

- Mighty Quinn