Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. -John Barrymore
Question #3484 posted on 02/23/2004 12:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Why does time go by soooo slow in class, but so quickly when you've got 45 minutes to turn in a big assignment? I once thought it was all in my head, but now I am convinced it is a scientific phenomenon.


A: Dear procrastinator,

It's Einstein's theory of relativity. "When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute-and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity."

A: Dear Procrastinator,

And here I thought it was Murphy's Law. That man ruins EVERYTHING.

~Eowyn, whose life reads like the Murphy's Law poster that used to be on her wall until it spontaneously shredded itself