Although the tongue weighs very little, very few people are able to hold it. -Anonymous
Question #3524 posted on 02/23/2004 12:03 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
What's the smallest type of dog?
- Extremely bored

A: Dear Bored,

The smallest living dog in the world is a Yorkshire Terrier named "Tiny Pinocchio." The smallest dog ever was a Yorkshire Terrier named "Big Boss." The smallest dog breed in general, however, is the Chihuahua. Too... many... yappy... dogs.... Going... deaf....