Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. -John Barrymore
Question #3644 posted on 02/27/2004 12:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
I've noticed that you've been answering a lot of dream questions of late, and I've got one for you. Several people I know and myself often dream of losing our teeth or having our teeth knocked out. Now, if so many people I know have this dream, it must mean something.
- So...?

A: Dear So...?,

I think it means you have unresolved issues with your mother. You probably have lots of pent up frusteration and anger toward her. You need to express your feelings tell her how you really feel. Either that or you are suffering from PAPS (Post anal probe syndrome) It affects 62.3% of all alien abductees.

The captain
A: Dear So...?,
I've had that dream, too. I once read somewhere that it meant that you have a low self-esteem. Or you're concerned with appearance. Way to go, us.