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Question #4473 posted on 03/26/2004 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What can you tell me about the morning of the first resurection?

- Little Clarky

A: Dear Little Clarky,
At that time I am "sealed up to come forth in my rightful place among my kindred dead." Looks like I won't be alive for the 2nd coming.
::: Latro :::