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Question #45213 posted on 05/24/2008 3:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

I know that this is called the 100 hour board because you can ask a question and you try to answer it with in 100 hours but what happens if you don't answer it with in 100 hours?
Just wondering!!!!:)

- A-Z

A: Dear Azk,

It gets answered in more than 100 hours. And the asker gets a full refund.

-=Optimus Prime=-
A: Dear A-Z,

When a question gets old, the entire space-time continuum is warped such that time progress is slowed exponentially as we approach a 100 hour limit. Thus, hour counts get asymptotically close to 100 hours, but never exceed it.

Oh, wait. That feature will be debuting in our next release of the Board system. Enjoy your sneak preview!

A: Dear A-Z~

Yellow neglected to mention that under the current system my Death Squad executes one writer for every hour a question goes over. It's pretty vicious.

So, uh, all you applicants -- think real carefully before applying, yeah?

~Hobbes can't wait for the Board upgrade