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Question #47329 posted on 09/10/2008 3:01 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Would a grilled cheese beat a taco in a one on one fight?

- Giovanni Schwartz, who is in the mood for a good story.

A: Dear Giovanni ~

Depends, is it a hard-shelled taco or a soft-shelled one?

~ Dragon Lady... who oddly enough is not providing you with a story.
A: Dear Gia,

"I'd say the grilled cheese, but only in a fair fight. If it's prison rules, I'd take the taco." Oh, and only if everyone else thought that Hot Rod was as funny a movie as I did. Ah, so quotable . . .

- Rating Pending (who thinks that your answer is ok, but pretty racist)(who also likes, "Babe, wait! Babe! Babe, wait! Wait, babe! Babe! Babe, wait! Wait! Wait! Babe!")
A: Dear Ethel,

You might think that grilled cheese would have an advantage due to its gooey center, but the taco's hard shell totally provides too much protection for any punches the grilled cheese might throw.

However, in an all-out fight, grilled cheese might be able to pull off a win if it could hold out long enough for the taco's center to make its shell soft.

-Polly Esther