Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open. -John Barrymore
Question #4782 posted on 04/05/2004 12:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
why are yellow and purple linked to gayness? I've never understood.
- Harvey the Hamster

A: Dear Harvey the Wonder Hamster,

Shut up, my car is purple and it's not gay, it's just a little effeminate. Purple SHOULD be gay, but until I get a new car it's not. For now, purple is the color for penitence, mourning, and royalty. It's also the liturgical color for the seasons of Advent and Lent. And it's slang for extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Usaually accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. Furthermore, a Purple is person who comes from Inishgarry Park in Northern Ireland. True. Even ask one.