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Question #4955 posted on 04/12/2004 12:03 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
How do cows get their calcium?

- moo

A: Dear Moo,

Cows get their calcium either from eating green vegetation or from dietary supplements (no, I'm not joking).

If you want to read some . . . interesting stuff about cows and the human consumption of dairy products, go to It's a PETA site, so beware.

--Cucumber squared, who gets calcium by converting from stuff in the soil