Do the chickens have large talons? -Napoleon Dynamite

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Where is Osama bin Laden?

- Condoleezza R.

A: Dear Condoleezza R.,

Go play "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego". When you find her, go to that place, and maybe you will find OBL.

- Not likely
A: Dear Condoleezza,
The same place where you're going to find the "guilty" party in these 9/11 commission witch hunts. Wait, that's actually true...
::: Latro :::