Whenever he thought about it, he felt terrible. And so, at last, he came to a fateful decision. He decided not to think about it. ~John-Roger and Peter McWilliams
Question #53736 posted on 10/01/2009 3:01 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

How many BYU students does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

-Still thinking

A: Dear Still,

We emailed our contact on the BYU custodial staff and this is what she said:
Two.
Love,
Waldorf and Sauron