Although the tongue weighs very little, very few people are able to hold it. -Anonymous
Q:

Dear Board Males,

(Now that I've ensured every female will read this . . .)

I know at least one of you successfully "waited" for a sister missionary, & I am just interested to hear general opinions, anecdotes, heartbreak, engagement stories. Care to share?

---Portia

A:

Dear Portia-

It...looks like none of us have done this. Cognoscente did, and for that I will refer you to his answers on the matter. Other than that, it seems we are obviously far too attractive for the female populace to let us be for an entire 18 months! Sorry we have no stories.

-Foreman