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Question #68939 posted on 09/17/2012 1:38 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What do you think about Vermin Supreme?

-I want a pony!

A:

Dear Pony,

I thought it was mildly amusing. I do like it when people randomly decide to "run for President" and then just do a lot of silly things. My favorite example of this is the Rhinoceros Party of Canada, a party that ran on a facetious platform, but still managed to get some people to vote for them. A few of their proposed policies:

  • taking Canada off the Gold Standard and putting it on the Snow Standard, which would improve the economy until the summer
  • repealing the law of gravity
  • abolishing the environment because it's too hard to keep clean and takes up too much space
  • storing nuclear waste in the Senate - after all, we've been storing political waste there for years

Actually, just read the whole article, it's hilarious.

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