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Question #762 posted on 09/27/2003 midnight

Dear 100 Hour Board,
When my roommates and I moved into our Heritage Halls apartment, one of the first things we tried to do was set up our voicemail (we were expecting lots of calls from girls.) Though we tried, we were not able to get it to work. Now it has been a month, and the girls are starting to complain. What are we doing wrong, and is there someone we can contact that can help us?
- Missing out on the ladies

A: Dear ladies' men,
You might want to call IT services--they're the ones who handle all that phone jazz stuff. Their number is 8-4000 and they can help you all with your voicemail needs.
- Duchess