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Question #76727 posted on 03/11/2014 11:48 a.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

Do any of the current Board writers have a dating application?

-Somewhat curious

A:

Dear you,

Yep.

~Anne, Certainly 

A:

Dear Ten,

I do now.

-Tally M.

A:

Dear Curious,

Why yes, I do have a dating application. I thought you would never ask.

-Sheebs

A:

Dear Somewhat Single,

YES. Bring on the love. Send requests to hobo (at) theboard (dot) byu (dot) edu.

Hobo

A:

Dear Curious,

I don't have a dating application, but if you see me on campus and ask me out, I'll most likely say yes!

-Squirrel

A:

Dear curious,

Here's how my current boyfriend applied:

Him: Do you...want to...date me?
Me: ...Yeah.

So you could try that.

-Owlet

A:

Dear You,

I don't have one at the moment, but if you meet me in real life and really impress me, then I might ask you out. Be warned—I'm picky!

-Ozymandias

A:

Dear Curious,

Absolutely. The first step is to find out who I am. Then you are welcome to submit an application in the form of a verbal request.

- Haleakalā