Whenever he thought about it, he felt terrible. And so, at last, he came to a fateful decision. He decided not to think about it. ~John-Roger and Peter McWilliams
Question #77961 posted on 06/14/2014 11:54 p.m.
Q:

My dear little beasties,

If you were a Disney villain, which one would you be? Why?

Yours truly,
Maleficent

A:

Dear Joanna,

Why is there a razorback in my truck?

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Peace,

-Stego Lily

A:

Dear Maleficent,

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Shan Yu, because I've always wanted to invade China. But also crossed with Bowler Hat Guy, because Mr. Steak is my only friend.

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Letting it boil and fester inside of him,

Hobo

A:

Dear Cinnamon,

I would be Yzma, because she has a secret lab, a darling, obedient boy-toy, is often sarcastic and a little bit eccentric, and likes purple -- which, I didn't know until recently, is meant to signify her madness.

-Marguerite St. Just