Whenever he thought about it, he felt terrible. And so, at last, he came to a fateful decision. He decided not to think about it. ~John-Roger and Peter McWilliams
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

What exactly is a Zionist?

-I totally wasn't stalking an old question of Horatio's.

A:

Dear Horatio's Stalker,

A Zionist is one who is a part of, or ascribes to, the Zionist movement/philosophy, which supports the creation of a Jewish state in Israel. They also believe in upholding their Jewish identity and opposing assimilation into other societies. 

Sincerely,
The Soulful Ginger