Whenever he thought about it, he felt terrible. And so, at last, he came to a fateful decision. He decided not to think about it. ~John-Roger and Peter McWilliams
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

If you were Vladimir Putin, how would you respond to the current Russian economic crisis?

-Nikolai

A:

Dear Nikolai,

My response was originally: "Kill everyone in creatively violent manners" with the idea that if no one existed, an economic crisis couldn't exist. 

But then MODAQ flagged my answer with "It says what you would do if you were Putin, not if you were Concorde." 

So I've revised my answer to "Destroy MODAQ first, then kill everyone in creatively violent manners."

-Concorde