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Question #876 posted on 10/10/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,
If you were a ladybug, and a cat was about to eat you, would it be better to try and fly away, or would it be worth it to try and excrete on the cat to distract it?
- ladybug

A: Dear About To Be Eaten,

RUN AWAY! Good greif, cats will eat anything, including their OWN feces, so I don't think a little lady bug will be a very good deterrant.

- Mighty Quinn