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Question #93526 posted on 03/16/2021 7:12 p.m.
Q:

Dear 100 Hour Board,

How do I find free money to survive Spr/Sum semeseters?

-Dirt Poor

A:

Dear you,

Apply for scholarships!

Or beg omniscient pigeons for funds for the cheap, hardly noteworthy price of selling your soul to eternal servitude under their Evil Pigeon Overlord.

Or take a leaf from Tipperary's book and sell your body. By actually selling your time in order to donate plasma.

~Anathema

A:

Dear Joys of Capitalism,

You can always sell your body. And by that I mean sign up for clinical studies. They pay pretty well and they feed you and can do homework and everything. If you can give a few weeks to a clinical study it's a great way to got some cash.

Peace,

Tipperary