Although the tongue weighs very little, very few people are able to hold it. -Anonymous
Question #946 posted on 10/15/2003 4:02 a.m.

Dear Omnipotent Ones,

How much does the average lobster weigh?

- The poor college student that wants some lobster that is sold by the pound

A: Dear Tpcstwsltisbtp,

Since you're in the market, let me refer you to a chart that shows average weight by length.

-wary of seafood