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Question #9992 posted on 11/09/2004 4:07 a.m.

Dear 100 Hour Board,

I like to study the trend of Homosexuality in America. Is this against the honor code?

--Fabulous Z

A: Fabulous Z,

given that the Journal of Homosexuality is housed on the second floor of the eigch-bee-double-hockey-sticks, I highly doubt it. There are plenty of articles and books on homosexuality in the library.

So, no.

-Toasteroven, read on the subject often himself
A: Dear Fabulous,

I saw a guy drink a beer once. Do I need to go confess to my Bishop now?

A: Dear Fab Zed-

We have professors
That wrote articles on it.
They still teach today.

-Grabthar's Hammer